The lord from lords

One girl was employed in a service to the elderly somewhat eccentric gentleman. He asks it:

- How you me will name?

- The owner, or the barin, or as you wish, the sir, - answers the girl.

- You should name me "the lord from lords". And how you will name it? - He asks, specifying on the bed.

- Bed, or bed, or as you wish, the sir.

- You should name it "отдыхалищем". And it? - The gentleman asks, specifying on the drawers.

- Trousers, or trousers, or as you wish, the sir.

- You should name their "headlights-fanfares". And it? - He asks, specifying on a cat.

- Cat, or the pussycat, or as you wish, the sir.

- You should name it "Фелиция white-faced". And how you will name it? - He asks, specifying on water.

- Water, or moisture, or as you wish, the sir.

- You should name it "мокромундией". And it? - It specifies in fire.

- Fire, or flame, or as you wish, the sir.

- You should name it "red петухалиусом". And it? - It specifies in the house.

- The house, or private residence, or as you wish, the sir.

- You should name it "a bulk celestial".

In the same night of the owner awakes the scared cry of the servant:

- The lord from lords! Climb down more likely with отдыхалища yes put on your headlights-fanfares! Фелиция the white-faced has overturned a candle so if you now will not run for мокромундией, red петухалиус will burn all your bulk celestial!